BREAKING: Job Seeker Available for Calls And Interviews… in September

Brussels, Belgium—In an unprecedented display of enthusiasm and dedication, local job seeker Jean-Claude De La Poste has declared his availability to discuss potential job opportunities starting September. Jean-Claude, whose LinkedIn profile proudly sports the “#OpenToWork” banner, has taken the proactive step of announcing his openness to scheduling a call, a full month in advance.

“It’s all about staying ahead of the game,” said Jean-Claude, while sipping an artisanal coffee at a hipster café in Ixelles. “Job searching is a competitive sport, and I want recruiters to know that I’m fully prepared to entertain conversations about possibly considering a position, but only if we can chat in six weeks.”

Jean-Claude’s bold move has sent shockwaves through the recruitment community. Many headhunters are now scrambling to adjust their calendars and prioritise his future availability. “We were initially taken aback by Jean-Claude’s foresight,” said Marie Dupain, a seasoned recruiter. “But we appreciate his willingness to carve out time for us, provided it aligns with his planned schedule.”

In a world where job seekers are often advised to seize the moment, Jean-Claude’s approach is a refreshing twist. “Why rush?” he mused. “I want to ensure that when I finally decide to engage in these conversations, I am in the optimal mindset – post-summer, post-vacation, and fully detoxed from the stress of, well, job searching.”

The announcement has also garnered significant attention on social media. LinkedIn influencers are hailing Jean-Claude as a true job search strategist. “He’s revolutionising the way we approach job hunting,” commented one LinkedIn guru. “By delaying the start of his job search, he’s essentially creating a sense of exclusivity and urgency. It’s genius.”

Meanwhile, Jean-Claude remains humble about his innovative approach. “It’s not about being a trendsetter,” he said, modestly. “It’s about finding the right balance between being open to opportunities and ensuring that those opportunities come to you on your own terms.”

As September approaches, the recruitment world waits with bated breath. Will Jean-Claude find the perfect role? One thing is for certain: come September, Jean-Claude De La Poste will be ready to talk. And the world will be listening.