BREAKING: Candidate Passes Five Interviews, Gets Offer Just To Run To Current Company To Demand A Salary Increase
Friday, November 22, 2024
WEST FLANDERS, BELGIUM—In breaking news today, Sara Van Pelt, an IT development consultant, decided to go on a mission to accelerate the increase of her salary at any cost.
The young lady went through the rigorous and exhausting process of five interviews with another local IT company, with the intention to convince everyone that she was ready to make a career move.
“Sorry, not sorry!” said Sara, while sending her manager an email threatening him to leave if he didn’t at least match the offer she had just received. According to sources, Sara had no idea there were other ways to reach the same objective, or that it’s still important to have good ethics at work and in life.
“Look, I’m just trying to do my job while getting ahead in life; I see it as a salary accelerator”, said Sara, while her eyes opened up and reflected shinny $$ signs.
Sara has also requested to work fully-remote for several months until she can come up with a way to have people forget she blackmailed the company. “Maybe they will accept that, too,” she said. “I am sure people forget fast”.
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