BREAKING: Candidate Thrilled To Hear He’s Been Invited To 5th Out Of 7 Interviews

BRUSSELS—Local tech job applicant Willem van Wacht has expressed true joy upon receiving the news that he has been selected for the fifth interview out of a whopping seven in a recent job application process. Wacht, who had been applying to various tech positions, couldn’t contain his excitement when he received the email notification. “To think, out of all the applicants, they chose me for the prestigious fifth interview. I must be something special!”

Willem’s calendar resembles a colourful mosaic, with each interview meticulously scheduled and colour-coded. He confessed that he now dreams in PowerPoint slides and interviews himself in the shower every morning to ensure he’s well-prepared for any curveball questions thrown his way.

Willem’s journey through the interview process has not been without its challenges. Each round has involved an increasingly absurd set of tasks and questions, ranging from solving Rubik’s Cubes blindfolded to writing code on a whiteboard while being interrogated by a panel of engineers. “I’ve been getting increasingly better,” Willem boasted. “These interviews have become like a walk in the park for me.”

As the tech world watches in awe of Willem van Wacht’s perseverant spirit, it’s clear that he is a beacon of hope for all job applicants who dream of navigating the waters of the job market. His advice to fellow job seekers? “Never give up. The most important part of the journey is not the destination, but the number of interviews you endure along the way.”