BREAKING: Someone Viewed Someone Else’s LinkedIn Profile

BRUSSELS—In an event that shook white-collar offices around the world, a local person – known only as “the user” – made the conscious decision to look at another individual’s LinkedIn profile without any hesitation. The act was so calculated, so full of curiosity, that it pushed digital society to the brink of existential chaos.

The other individual, Jean Publique, gasped after receiving the ominous “Your profile has been viewed” message. “This is annoying,” he commented, sipping his coffee for emotional support, “Now they know I endorsed my manager for ‘Strategic Planning,’ and I don’t even know who they are! Reckless!”

Friends and colleagues have reported that Publique has been in a state of equal curiosity since the incident, endlessly analysing the private pages of mysterious viewers in an elaborate dance of mutual online harassment.

The viewer, whose expertise includes solid “Microsoft Excel” endorsements and the strange absence of any actual job description, has maintained silence about his motivations for viewing the LinkedIn profile of Publique.

Amid the frenzy, professionals around the nation are wondering:

“To see or not to see?”

A digital conundrum for modern times, a question that hangs in the tense atmosphere of every office where many dare to click into the unknown, plunging into the abyss of professional curiosity.

So, where is the line drawn in the sand of online etiquette? And who will dare to view it next? Only time will tell in the thrilling arena of LinkedIn profile viewing.